For my birthday we decided a dinner and a movie would probably be in order. I started yesterday off with cleaning my truck and doing a few things that I needed to get done…Ya know, guy time! Around 7 we left out to Petra to grab a bite to eat. After treating myself to a steak and some excellent Lebanese Baklava we were off!
So the choices were slim and I figured that a nice comedy would be perfect to lift my spirits! What a bad idea this was…. We went to see Epic Movie.
Looks great?!
If you or anyone you know is considering going to watch this movie, save yourself two hours and $12-15 to watch something else! Otherwise, I must post this word of warning. If you are being forced into watching this movie:
Step 1. Please make sure to take your happy pills 20-30 minutes before the movie.
Step 2. Make sure to follow theatre rules.
Otherwise, if you are carrying a sharp or pointed object you may be tempted to slit your own wrist or stab yourself in the eyes within 30 minutes of starting the movie.
I would have to rate this movie somewhere along the lines of Pootie Tang:
Just don’t say that I didn’t warn you 