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Archive for May, 2008

Redneck Mansion…Looks like it would belong here in Mississippi

Sunday, May 11th, 2008

With the housing boom and more and more investors turning to renovating their homes to make some capital it comes as no surprise that some would goto extreme lengths to make their money back.

In this circumstance the owners of this monstrous piece of construction are hoping to get their case of beer back (cost of hiring the crane from cousin Billy Bob) once their palace in the sky is sold.

In other news, a dozen trailers were reported missing from a local caravan park. Witnesses state the caravans were stolen using a crane and the vicinity smelt of week old stale beer during the heist.

Witnesses are being asked to visit ‘Cousin Bob’s Crane Hire’ to report the incident.

Ok last one…Just found this on Digg and couldn’t resist…

Sunday, May 11th, 2008

So I was surfing Digg as usual and ran across the weirdest eBay feedback I have ever seen. Hilarious…

Funny Feedback

Sex Dolls for Dogs!? Ohhh yeah!

Sunday, May 11th, 2008

Hotdoll

Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of guests, parents and members of your church? Protect your leg from a hump attack by getting Scruffy a Hotdoll. Yes, it’s a sex doll for dogs. It’s shaped like a dog and it’ll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.

HotDoll 2

God, I love the Internet. Hit the jump for more hot dog-on-doll action shots. Don’t pretend like you don’t want to see them.

Official Website at HotDoll :)